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Steel Panther “Heavy Metal Rules” Album Review

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HEAVY METAL RULES!!!!!

Steel Panther latest album Heavy Metal Rules which releases on September 27th indeed does solidify that heavy metal does rules.

Steel Panther who have been licking ass and forgetting names or maybe it was getting ass and forgetting names, either way Steel Panther gets all the bitches. With Heavy Metal Rules this is Steel Panthers 5th album and if you have been living under a shitty ass rock for the past 10+ years, you should know who Steel Panther is and what they bring to the table. Kick ass Songs, Amazing Guitar shreds, and lots of Venereal diseases.

Heavy Metal Rules doesn’t disappoint the millions of fans that Steel Panther wish they had but the few they do will enjoy it. Opening up with the track All I want to do is Fuck (myself tonight) the album grabs you by the balls and doesn’t let go. Michael Starr, Satchel, Lexxi Foxx and Stix Zadinia are a force to be reckoned with in the metal community.

Some of the highlights of Heavy Metal Rules are songs like Always gonna be a Ho, Fuck Everybody, and Gods of Pussy. The full album from beginning to end is a great album and shows that not only are Steel Panther a really kick ass band but they show that in this world of everybody being PC friendly that you can still think outside the box and sometimes put 2 in the pink and 1 in the Stink and still have fun and just enjoy life. Steel Panther also put on a hell of a live show that makes you laugh the whole time and makes you put the metal horns out and the tits out too.

Go out and buy this album when it Drops on September 27th and if you blast it from your car the bitches will cream themselves and want to be sex slave (not an actual guarantee)

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ALICE IN CHAINS “BLACK GIVES WAY TO BLUE” VINYL REVIEW

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Alice In Chains have Re-Released the 2009 album on vinyl. This album was the first Alice In Chains in 14 years and the first album with guitarist/singer Willam DuVall after Layne Staley passed away in 2002. 

I was a huge Alice In Chains fan and was a big fan of both Layne and Jerry. When this album first came out I remember sorta pushing it the side only cause of sadness about Layne but after hearing “Check My Brain” I gave it a chance and was so glad that I did. This album is amazing and really put Alice In Chains back into the mainstream. 

The vinyl not only looks super awesome but sounds amazing. If you’re a fan of Alice In Chains and into collecting Vinyl, this album is a must in your collection. It’s a great packed vinyl with 2 vinyls included. 

Side A: All Secrets Known, Check My Brain and Last of My Kind. Side B: Your Decision, A Looking in View. Side C: When The Sun Rose Again, Acid Bubble, Lesson Learned. Side D: Take Her Out, Private Hell, Black Gives Away To Blue

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VENDED: Album Review

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9/20/24 sees the independent release of the full-length, self-titled debut album from Des Moines, Iowa natives Vended. Featuring vocalist Griffin Taylor, Simon Crahan on drums, Jeremiah Pugh on bass, Cole Espland on lead guitar, and Connor Grodzicki on rhythm guitar.

On this album they have taken more abrasive elements of nu metal as seen in the late 90s from bands like Slipknot and Soulfly and utilized elements of metalcore to slap a fresh coat of paint on the style. There are elements that remind me of the more modern and spastic styles of nu metal, similar to a band like Tallah. 

Griffin’s vocal styling showcases mid-range screams as the main driving force bending the vocals. True to the nu metal elements, the rage and anger perceived from the screams are offset by the occasional catchy riff or fast talking, almost rapping stylized lyrics. 

Crahan shows an impressive command of rhythm with his double bass drum. Driving each track forward with a machine gun-like purpose, which makes the more groove-oriented parts hit much harder. Crahan, in addition to the rest of the rhythm section (Espland and Pugh), all really work together well to keep the momentum moving forward while not sacrificing said groove. 

While I wouldn’t call it album of the year or anything. It’s definitely worth checking out. Standout tracks: “Nihilism” and “The Far Side”. 

Vended can be found on the usual socials. And the album is available on all streaming platforms. And physical copies can be purchased though https://www.officialvended.com

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DevilSkin “Surfacing” EP 

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It’s been 4 years since Devilskin’s last album, “Red.” The New Zealand band has followed up with their new EP, “Surfacing.” 

This 6-song EP starts off with “Whale Song,” which just rocks and puts you right in the mood for what Devilskin is going to bring. I love Jennie Skulander’s voice; it works perfectly with the tone and grittiness of the album. 

The EP has two covers on it. “Barracuda,” which we reviewed before and is a great cover song. The band also takes a swing at Dio’s “Holy Diver.” I am pretty critical about anyone covering Dio. Most bands try too hard to sound like Ronnie, which doesn’t always work out. However, I like this cover because the band takes their own path when covering it and makes it their own. 

“Let Me Breathe,” “Insects,” and “Unborn” round up the rest of the EP. Which makes the EP a great listen from beginning to end. There has been a great resurgence of bands coming from New Zealand that kick ass. DevilSkin is on top of that list of bands. I hope that they make it over to the US soon so we can get a chance to check them out live. If you’re into a great rock EP and want to listen to something new and fresh, I recommend checking out this EP.

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